Comedy Guys Defensive Driving - give this bad driving photo your own caption

Driving alone, you say scathing and funny things
about the bad driving around you. Use some
of that wit here to add a caption to these pics
of impossibly bad drivers.

comedy guys defensive driving for texas - another photo of bad driving just begging to be made fun of

Yes, I can read the sign. But there were no cops around
so I thought I could get away with it!

(photo from GPSmagazine.com)