Comedy Guys Defensive Driving - give this bad driving photo your own caption

Driving alone, you say scathing and funny things
about the bad driving around you. Use some
of that wit here to add a caption to these pics
of impossibly bad drivers.

comedy guys defensive driving for texas - another photo of bad driving just begging to be made fun of

Y’know, when it says “compact car” on the pavement
it’s not telling you what to do!

(photo from aninventionaday.wordpress.com)