Driving alone, you say scathing and funny things about the bad driving around you. Use some of that wit here to add a caption to these pics of impossibly bad drivers.

After years of listening to his rude neighbors force everyone
else to listen to their music, Harry was ready to strike back.

(photo from makefive.com)

Yesterday Craziest Gadgets introduced us to the rolling disaster that is
the World’s Largest Skateboard. Check out the story and the video here.

Driving alone, you say scathing and funny things about the bad driving around you. Use some of that wit here to add a caption to these pics of impossibly bad drivers.

Yes, I can read the sign. But there were no cops around
so I thought I could get away with it!

(photo from GPSmagazine.com)

Driving alone, you say scathing and funny things about the bad driving around you. Use some of that wit here to add a caption to these pics of impossibly bad drivers.

Y’know, when it says “compact car” on the pavement
it’s not telling you what to do!

(photo from aninventionaday.wordpress.com)

Of course, people who drive under the influence are nothing to laugh at.

There may have been a time when driving drunk was the stuff of comedy in movies, but a lot of decades and a lot of unnecessary deaths have happened since then.

Most of us know better now, and Comedy Guys Defensive Driving is working hard to educate the holdouts.

But that didn’t stop a Website called Super Tight Stuff from gathering up ten stories of people getting DUI citations in crazy ways. Check it out.

Well, if she were hot and smart,
we’d all have to hate her.

If you thought red light cameras were annoying here in Texas, you should see how they’re being used in Australia.

In the state of Western Australia, the so-called “hoon” law allows police to seize vehicles accused of exceeding the speed limit by 27mph or more, performing a burnout or “sustained loss of traction,” or any type of reckless driving. The law is primarily aimed at younger drivers engaged in “hooning” or street racing. Think FAST AND FURIOUS with an Aussie accent and no Vin Diesel.

For a first offense, the penalty is a mandatory 28-day impound without a judge’s approval , regardless of the owner’s culpability or the circumstances involved. A second offense will get your car impounded for three month. For a third, police keep the car permanently. Before a car is returned to the driver, he’ll have to pay significant fees and a towing charge.

For the complete story, see the full report about this use of red light cameras at The Truth About Cars.

And before this sets anyone to ranting and raving about unfair laws, just consider that laws are almost always a response to a real situation. These laws would only exist if this kind of driving was a real problem. It must be a response to some seriously dangerous drivers.

And anything that gets a dangerous driver off of the road is good for everyone else.

There are a lot of drivers who probably wish that cameras had never been invented. We invite you to add your own caption to this bad driving photo in the comments.

Well, at least no one got hurt. And you can come back
next month and take the driving test again.

There’s an old saying that sometimes it takes 1000 failures to lead to one success.

Well, guys, only 999 to go.

There are a lot of drivers who probably wish that cameras had never been invented. We invite you to add your own caption to this bad driving photo in the comments.

Though it was traditional to christen a boat by striking it
with a bottle of champagne, Helen always preferred
a more non-traditional approach to everything.

Sure, it can be tough to find a parking space sometimes. But this is not the way to do it.

And did you notice the way he got out of the car and walked across the lane without even looking for cars first. Definitely not somone who’s taken one of our defensive driving classes!

… a failure to properly secure a load.

These guys were smart enough to set the camera up beforehand, but not smart enough to see what was coming.

This woman has a mean sense of humor.

From failblog.org comes this reminder that the test to get a driver’s license is not an IQ test.

Unfortunately.

If you ever plan to watch this woman parallel park, bring a lunch.