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Dave Attell is a comic's comic, a road warrior who lives to be in seedy little clubs, reeling off jokes for the masses.

He had his own show on Comedy Central called Insomniac and has appeared in the films Funny People, Scary Movie 4, and Pootie Tang.

He is known for saying,  “You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations.  Like when they're both on fire–they're exactly alike.

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat?  Fish and chicken.  You know what we should do?  Combine them, eat a penguin.

Some people are against drunk driving and I call those people ‘the cops'.  But sometimes you just got no choice: those kids gotta go get to school.

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