Follow Comedy Guys Defensive Driving on Twitter, driving tipsIf you’re not following @ComedyGuys on Twitter yet, you’re missing out on some funny stuff.

I just saw one Toyota Highlander drive another off of the road because, of course, there can be only one.

The wife spend three hours yesterday getting our windows perfectly spotless. She’s not a clean freak; she just really hates birds.

Imagine how crowded the parking lot at the Hotel California must be by now!

I wish I didn’t snore so loudly. I’ve lost so many jobs because of it.

When someone tells me a lame joke, I say “You should totally tweet that!” Then while they’re tweeting, I can make my escape.

Several of our instructors are tweeting too, so you can even follow that guy who taught your defensive driving class.