Joke Warning: Hot Air Involved
The man in the field yells up, “Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, floating approximately 30 feet over this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W longitude.”
“You must be an engineer,” Leo yells back.
“How could you tell?” asks the man in the field.
“Well,” says Leo, “everything you’ve told me is technically correct, but I have no idea how to use the information and the fact is that I’m just as lost as I was before.”
The man then yells up, “You must be in management.”
“I am,” replies a suprised Leo, “but how did you know?”
“Well,” says the man, “you don’t where you are or where you’re going; you’ve made a promise you have no idea how to keep; and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you’re in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault.”
So true. Wait…I’m in management.