Driving to his next performance, a professional juggler was stopped by the police for speeding. While they were talking, the officer noticed all the knives in the back seat of the car. “What are those knives doing in your car?” he asked.
“I’m a juggler,” the driver answered. “I juggle them in my act.”
“Oh, yeah,” said the officer. “Let’s see you do it. If you’re any good, we’ll forget about the ticket.”
So the juggler climbs out of the car, gathers up 5 knives and goes to stand on the shoulder between his car and the officer’s. With the man with the badge looking on, the juggler skillfully begins juggling the knives in a steady rhythm.
Just then another car drives past with a couple inside.
Both stare at the juggling act for a second, then the wife says, “You should be glad you quit drinking: Look at the drunk test they’re making people do now!”