In defensive driving classes, even the instructor learns things.
When discussing what to do when your car breaks down on a railroad track, I used to say “abandon the car immediately and run toward the train” because when the train hits the car, the debris will go with the train. Running toward the train is running away from the debris.
In class, a high school girl with a confused look on her face raised her hand and said, “If I run towards the train, won't the train hit me?”
Technically she's right. Now I say, “Run next to the train tracks in the direction of the train.”
I had a guy in class on day who looked to be about 60 years old. I asked him why he was in class.
He answered, “I was speeding. Doing 60 in a 45.”
“Why were you going that fast?”
He said, “I was rushing to get my 4-month-old daughter to day care.”
I then commented, “Well, congratulations.”
He said, “For what, going so fast?”
I answered, “No, for the fact that it still works!”
Once in class, there was a young man and I asked him how fast he was speeding. He said, “I was doing 53 in a 35.”
So I asked him, “Are you dyslexic?”[social-bio]
Laugh Off That Ticket In The Best Defensive Driving Course Online and In More Classrooms
[ls_content_block id="58451"] We provide the shortest online defensive driving course allowed by law and it works on iPhones, iPads, Android and other mobile devices plus, instant certificate download is available.
Comedy Guys Defensive Driving classroom instruction provides more scheduled defensive driving classes taught by professional entertainers than any other safety school in Texas. We are rated A+ by the Better Business Bureau and we back your experience with our iron-clad money-back guarantee.
Finish Our Course Today, Download Your Certificate Today