Patton Oswalt is a stand-up comic and actor who has been rocking stages for decades. Some of his favorite lines are:
- ”It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now.”
- “If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.”
- “I had a romance novel inside of me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes.”
Patton was brilliant in Big Fan and he proved he could dramatically act and make out with Charlize Theron in Young Adult.
His biggest success has been as the lead rat Remy in Ratatouille. The strange thing about that movie is that there were no Happy Meal toys from that movie. Why would the big burger chains not want to be associated with rats in the kitchen?
He was also in Seeking a Friend for the End of the World. I would have said he was seen in that movie but NOBODY saw that movie.
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