Dustin Diamond — AKA Screech from SAVED BY THE BELL — has gone from television actor to stand-up headliner.

Some of his quotes are “I'm the guy who will eat something that looks nice when I'm out, but when I take it home in a doggie bag, it'll sit in the back of my refrigerator until it starts to move” and “I don't know who's worse with little boys, Mario or Michael Jackson.”

He himself sums up his career this way: “A lot of people do stand-up comedy in hopes of landing a television series.  Well, I'm just the opposite.  I've already had a TV series and now I'm doing stand-up.  If this doesn't work, soon I'll be doing security with Gary Coleman.”

I think I see a Buddy Picture here.

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