“I don't consider myself a martial-arts star. I'd be offended and disappointed if I got a reputation as a martial arts star,” was once uttered by former action star Steven Seagal.
Don't worry Steven, we'd be disappointed if ANYONE thought you were a star, action or otherwise.
This brute has been attempting round house kicks for many years and was almost successful in completing at least one of them. As a “star” of the silver screen, Steven can be seen in such cinematic exploits as Above the Law, Under Siege and On Deadly Ground. Most of his more recent works have gone the straight to DVD route. He still makes two to three flicks a year, enough to keep peanut butter on the table.
Branching out from movies, Steven has an energy drink called Lightening Bolt. It is called Lightening Bolt because it tastes suspiciously like battery acid. He has an aftershave called Scent of Action, we just want to know what he action he smells like….
Steven has also recorded two albums Songs from the Crystal Cave and Mojo Priest. They have been compared to cat torture in terms of both style and substance. He once said, “I am hoping that I can be know as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol.”
To that, we here at ComedyGuys.com say “Steven Seagal is a sex symbol?”
To prove that Steven Seagal has a sense of humor, here he is lampooning himself in a commercial for Mountain Dew.[social-bio]
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