We’ve all seen idiots drivers who have no business being behind the wheel of a car. But they don’t just drive those cars: sometimes they have to wash them, too.

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Now that could have been just bad luck. (It could also have been staged. After all, they pointed a camera at a car wash for some reason.) But this next guy is just stupid, thinking that while the car was being automatically washed he pop around the corner to take care of something.

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I’m not even going to try to explain this car wash customer’s behavior. Just look at what the security cameras captured…

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