Proof that celebrity does not need beauty or talent, Paris Hilton is an heiress who has made millions from stupid people.  This waste of human tissue has become a brand name by doing nothing notable.  She has blazed a trail for the likes of a Kim Kardasian.

Best known for the television show, The Simple Life where she and Nichole Richie lived in fly-over country.  The two girls were so dumb that they thought Wal-mart was a place that sold walls.

At the same time, Paris gained notoriety by having a sex tape released.  Finally, a film of her’s someone actually wants to see.  She was in the film House of Wax where she proved she had the acting skills of a candle.   But without the fire…

She was also in the almost straight to video release The Hottie and the Nottie, though we are not sure which one she was.  This film won two Golden Raspberry Awards!

As of late, Paris has released ten different fragrances.  We here at ComedyGuys imagine that a Paris Hilton fragrance would be a cross between bad cheese and rancid sea water…

She once said, “Some people are just born with glitter in their veins.”  She wishes she only had glitter in her veins.  She also said “Every woman should have four pets in her life.  A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.”  That pretty much sums up the intellectual powerhouse that is the mind of Miss Hilton.

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