TigerWoods2Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball straight for 400 yards.

We’re basically nice guys around here, so we don’t like to hit a guy when he’s down, but at the same time, we are comedians so picking on a guy when he’s down is a big part of the job description. Just par for the course, so to speak.

We don’t think that Tiger’s driving is dangerous enough that he should become part of our defensive driving curriculum, but we’re not above making a few jokes.

Subject your co-workers to them, but hurry before this story gets old.


Why did Tiger run into both a tree and a fire hydrant?
He couldn’t decide between a wood or an iron!


What’s the difference between a fairway and a driveway?
Tiger can drive straight down the fairway!


Tiger and Elin have signed a new prenuptual agreement.  According to the new contract, the next time Tiger plays a round, Elin will hand him his balls.


Tiger later admitted that this crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.


Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.


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