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▸ Log in and out whenever you want.
▸ Download certificate immediately upon completion.
▸ Ticket dismissal guaranteed.
▸ Free No Reading option
▸ Works from computer, tablet, and smartphone.
▸ 24/7 Technical Support.
▸ Get done in one day.
▸ Most convenient locations in Texas.
▸ Certificate emailed to you next business day.
▸ Taught by professional comedians.
▸ Meal and drinks included in the price.
▸ Free comedy club passes.
Texas State Certified Defensive Driving
Comedy Guys is state-approved by TDLR for ticket dismissal in Texas courts, operating under license CP728.
And we work to maintain our state approved status with annual updates to our driving safety curriculum and yearly re-training of our defensive driving instructors.
If you have a speeding ticket you’d like to get off of your driving record, get the court’s approval to have it dismissed and then sign up with Comedy Guys to make that ticket go away.
Money Back Guarantee
We get a lot of repeat business. Some customers take our class every three years to maintain an insurance discount, and some come back to us once a year for their annual ticket dismissal.
But many of the people who visit this website have never dealt with Comedy Guys before, so our online defensive driving course offers a money back guarantee: start the online course and if you decide not to finish, you can get your money back.
Just call us any time before you begin the test at the end of the course, and we’ll cancel your registration and refund your money.
Why take Texas Defensive Driving Course?
Dismiss a Texas Speeding Ticket
A defensive driving certificate is one of the best ways to get a speeding ticket or other moving violation dismissed. A driving safety certificate of completion from Comedy Guys Defensive Driving is valid in every court across Texas, and will make it possible for you to lower the costs you’ll have to pay the court, clean up your driving record, and keep your auto insurance rates from going up.
Your first step, though, is to contact the court that issued your ticket: you’ll need their approval to have the ticket dismissed before you take Comedy Guys defensive driving course.
Reduce Auto Insurance Costs
Getting a discount on your auto insurance is a great way to save money, and Comedy Guys Defensive Driving can help you with that. Most major auto insurance providers offer discounts to drivers who complete a state approved defensive driving course like Comedy Guys offers.
Whether you complete our online defensive driving course or take a driving safety class at one of our many locations, the certificate of completion you receive from Comedy Guys will qualify for an auto insurance discount. In fact, this is such a good way to cut auto insurance costs that we send out two copies of the certificates, one for the court to dismiss a ticket and one for the insurance company.
The standard auto insurance discount is 10% for three years, but check with your insurance company for the details about any defensive driving discount if offers.
Become a Safer Driver
That’s more than just a slogan here. We really do expect that the people who’ve taken our course will become safer, more careful, better informed drivers afterward. That’s a big part of why we update our curriculum and re-train our defensive driving instructors every year.
Yes, we do these things to keep our state license, but –more than that—we do them so that we’re better at our jobs.
After all, everyone here drives on Texas roads, too.
Why Choose Comedy Guys Defensive Driving?
We print certificates more often.
Unlike most Texas defensive driving schools, Comedy Guys has an office that’s open every Monday through Friday. That means we are processing and email certificates every business day, all day long.
Some of the smaller schools have been waiting until they have a certain number of certificates before processing. This can add days to the time it takes to get your certificate.
We email your certificate for free.
Since November 2018, Texas driving safety schools are permitted to email certificates directly to you. Before that, you had to wait for it to arrive by mail. Or pay extra to have it sent by overnight delivery if you had waited until the last minute.
Which a lot of people do, apparently.
But now we can email certificates, and we’re very fast about it. Certificates are emailed from our office during office hours Monday through Friday. Finish our online course on a Tuesday evening, and your certificate of completion should be in your email on Wednesday. Take a live class on a Thursday morning and you should have your certificate by Friday.
And all of this without an extra charge, because unlike some places, we don’t charge extra for emailing your certificate.
We’re easier to contact.
Some of the smaller schools are a sideline for someone. Call them and you’ll get voicemail.
But our office is open five days a week, so Monday through Friday we’re answering the phones.
And the technical support number for our online defensive driving course is answered 24 hours a day, even on weekends.
But it’s not just our telephones. Customers are always contacting us by email or through our Facebook or Twitter accounts.
We’ve also added Call Request and Chat Request buttons to our Website.
We work to avoid problems, but fix them quickly when they happen.
No business does everything perfectly, but at Comedy Guys Defensive Driving that’s always the goal. We work to avoid problems and errors.
But if something ever does go wrong, we do everything we can to make things right as quickly as possible.
Our comedian instructors make the class fun.
Texas Defensive Driving Courses have to be six hours long, but that doesn’t mean they have to be tedious.
Comedy Guys hires professional comedians and actors to teach its driving safety classes. We cover all the required material for a state certified course, but we make it fun.
We have no hidden charges.
Comedy Guys has no hidden charges or extra fees. The cost of the course includes the printing and emailing of your certificate and — in the case of the live classes — the cost of your meal and drinks.
One payment takes care of everything, unless you need to fix incorrect information you put on your certificate.
Comedy Guys is rated 4.7 out of 5 stars based on 50 ratings and 50 user reviews.
Laugh Off That Ticket In The Best Defensive Driving Course Online and In Classrooms
Best Online Defensive Driving Course
Comedy Guys Online Defensive Driving Course is approved by the Texas Department of Licensing and Regulation (TDLR) to provide the shortest online defensive driving course and it works on iPhones, iPads, Android and other mobile devices plus, we can deliver your certificate to you overnight.
Best Classrooom Defensive Driving Course
Comedy Guys Defensive Driving classroom instruction provides more scheduled defensive driving classes taught by professional entertainers than any other safety school in Texas. We are rated A+ by the Better Business Bureau and back your experience with our iron-clad money-back guarantee.